18 Bumper Stickers That Will Have You In Tears
1. It’s ok, I have my carbon offset.
At some point in time, a bunch of smug would-be environmentalists decided that planting a tree gave them carte blanche to do things like take a cab to the gym instead of walking and asking for a plastic bag for their plastic bag at the store. Spending $10 on an organic jute tote bag that never makes it to said store may provide some temporary absolution, but taping a twig to the bumper TOTALLY makes up for all the exhaust pumped into the air over the years. Given that nearly everything is made of carbon to some degree, maybe we can try taping a sandwich to the bumper next.